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	PETER PARKER.

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[spacedisaster]

[ A very confused ✓ , since Quill saw the name and went all???? ]

Peter? I know it's been a while since we saw each other but you've grown up...a lot.

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( THIS IS HIS NIGHTMARE why can't he deLETE THIS

also, what )

Thanks... I think? Sorry, we've met?

( he browed the deets when he agreed to the conversation, and Peter Quill doesn't sound familiar to him at all. he think he'd remember someone that a.) looks like THAT and b.) see point a )

[spacedisaster]

[ Deep breaths, Peter, deep breaths. ]

Uh, yeah? You know, the whole Battle against Thanos, I'm one of the Guardians of the Galaxy...? Unless it was another guy with the same name and super fond of spiders.

[ Actually, it might just be a coincidence in terms of names, oops. As for Quill's looks, if Peter wants feast his eyes, he won't mind. ]

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( HE SAID SPIDERS, SUPER SUS... how many people know him but don't know him??? ? it never gets less weird. )

Sorry, dude, I have... no idea what you're talking about.

I'm guessing you know a guy like me, but, um... not me. It's happened to me a few times here.

( and he doesn't like to dwell on it because another version of himself making him feel insecure is the saddest existential crisis ever. so instead he'll lean into a bunch of questions about a different Peter. )

Guardian of the Galaxy? Which One? Milky Way? How many of you are there?

[spacedisaster]

[ He so did, because against popular belief, Quill can actually be subtle on occasion. He figured that the whole 'teenager with cool spider superpowers' is not something everyone wants to have advertised. But now Quill wondering if he really is talking to the wrong person. ]

Right, the whole different universes thing. Maybe it's that or a time-line issue. These are so frustrating they have me climbing up the wall.

[ The spider puns Peter, they've only just started. ]

My bad, I was just happy to see someone familiar. And yes, we guard the Milky Way, it's big enough to keep us busy for years. There are six of us and recently Thor joined the crew.

[ Yeah, THAT Thor. ]

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( oh yes, this is very subtle. incredibly. Peter definitely doesn't advertise his powers around, but it sounds like this guy already kind of knows, so... )

I feel like I'm going to have to start charging per spider pun. Those are supposed to be my thing.

( six of us, and a thunder god. sounds nice... )

Like, the Norse God Thor? He's real??? ...Or is that just the incredibly manly moniker of a fellow super, that probably makes more sense.

[spacedisaster]

[ There Was An Attempt™. Given how many people around this island has fancy powers and no one minds, keeping a low profile seems sort of useless. That said, Quill is not going to blow Peter's cover if it turns out he's really Spider-man ]

I didn't know you had the monopoly on those, did I get myself in a sticky situation?

[ Okay, okay, he will relent. ]

Yeah, he's very real and very annoying too. Can do the whole sparkly lightning thing, and well as make it rain. He's also very good at eating all our food.

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Dude. Don't make me get a lawyer.

( he's joking, his tone makes it clear. is this how dumb his spider jokes seem to everyone else? no way, right? when he does it, it's funny. obviously. )

Annoying, huh? How so? Because sparkly lightning and making it rain sounds awesome.

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Good luck finding one of those here.

[ But he will stop now. There have been enough spider jokes for the day. ]

I'll give you that. His powers are...not bad. His personality, though, leaves much to be desired.

[ Don't listen to Quill, peter, he's biased. ]

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( look, Peter, this feels a lot like a the lady doth protest too much situation. like a crush expressed in petulance sort of way. )

Uh huh. ( said both agreeably and doubtfully, all at once. ) I'll keep that in mind if I ever meet him around here. Is he here? Just wondering.

[spacedisaster]

[ N-no, what are you talking about. It's totally not like that. Totally.

Even Peer can tell that the Uh Huh is pretty disbelieving. ]

No that I'm aware, no. There are other gods and demi gods around, just not from my homeworld.

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Wow. I guess I have not been socializing enough, if I've somehow missed out on deities in our midst.

( he's more atheist than anything, so he doesn't know if he even believes in gods. so it's weird to think of them hanging around. )

[spacedisaster]

Yeah, there's a ton. I talked to Aphrodite, goddess of love, Persephone, goddess of spring, then there's Thanatos, who is either Death itself or the God of death, I'm not quite sure. There's also a bunch of demigods around, like me, so...the Greek pantheon seems to be the most popular.

[ Understandable. It's pretty hard not to believe in them when you can actively chat with these people in person though. ]

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Uh... wait a minute, "like me"?

( there has got to be a story there. )

[spacedisaster]

Oh yeah, my biological father was a Celestial. It's an old as balls being, like a god, who could manipulate matter, energy, create an avatar of himself. He was a planet. Or rather, a brain that built a planet around himself. It's a long story.

He was insane too, and wanted to destroy the whole galaxy. We put a stop to that and I lost all my power when he died. Funny story that...

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If that's what you call a funny story, I'm not sure I wanna know what you'd consider a sad one.

( sorry, Peter has to defuse that with a slight joke. he can't help it. that got kinda heavy there... anyway... . .. .. )

He doesn't sound like much of a dad, but it would be hard either way. I'm sorry that happened to you, though what it's worth? It sounds like you did the right thing.

[spacedisaster]

No, you probably don't want to know.

[ It's fine, Quill does the same. It helps him cope even if it's hard to do so when he mentions his parents. ]

Thanks, Peter. Right or wrong, it was necessary at the time. But the thing is, I lost all my power when he died but my biology is still of a half celestial so...demi god of sorts. It's a shame, really, I could manipulate matter and that was really cool.

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It all disappeared when he did? Huh.

( that's kind of strange to conceptualize -- you don't lose your genetics when your dad dies, Peter would know. but he's also not related to a celestial, so, what would he know? )

Maybe it's still there still, somewhere? Just different? But it won't lie, that does sound cool.

[spacedisaster]

Yeah. A shame, I could make really fun stuff like create a giant Pac-man made of rocks that moved and everything

[ Yes, for real. He doesn't fully understand how the powers worked, only that everything that happened in Ego's planet was a huge mess. ]

Perhaps. So far I haven't managed to access them again. Thanks, it really was.

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That sounds amazing. I've heard of people playing Pac-Man irl, but, never with matter they projected from their mind.

( he's impressed conceptually, as well as with subject matter. )

Maybe one day, then. Who knows?

[spacedisaster]

I wish I cl show you how it worked. I also wanted to make a Giant Optimus Prime but never got the chance. A shame.

[ Peter is a very mature adult, you see. ]

If I get them back, you'll be the first one to know. In the meantime Not!Spider Peter...take care, okay kid? You can call me if you need anything.

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( this peter is still only 20 but damn, he respects those interests. )

Oh my god. Yes. That'd be amazing. With or without a Liam Neeson voice?

( he's cowed into being a little more serious at the last bit. ) Thanks. I'm getting by okay, but uh, if i need it I'll let you know.

( he probably won't actually, but it's nice to offer anyway!! )

[spacedisaster]

He's good, but I was thinking Peter Cullen, he's a classic, The Optimus, you know?

[ Switching from casual to serious like it's nothing is natural to Peter given who he used to live with. The Guardians were a special lot. ]

Alright, you know where to find me then.

[ Peter, no!!! ]