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	» Age: 19 » Species: ...human ??? » A5 Card: Open please do not click » Seeking: not seeking » Preferences: um » Interests: skateboarding, photography, science » Bio: why can't i delete this
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	PETER PARKER.

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[chaosmagicks]

wanda wants to connect with you!

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( oh god. gut instinct is no, abort abort, but he can't not swipe right. he HAS to swipe right. you can't hyperventilate into a girl's lap and then not swipe right. that would be rude, or seem like he's mad, or send some other message he doesn't want to send. so: )



um. hi. i don't really know how to use this thing

[spacedisaster]

[ A very confused ✓ , since Quill saw the name and went all???? ]

Peter? I know it's been a while since we saw each other but you've grown up...a lot.

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( THIS IS HIS NIGHTMARE why can't he deLETE THIS

also, what )

Thanks... I think? Sorry, we've met?

( he browed the deets when he agreed to the conversation, and Peter Quill doesn't sound familiar to him at all. he think he'd remember someone that a.) looks like THAT and b.) see point a )

[chaosmagicks]

(Now she doesn't know he's only doing that because of the memory. She thinks he's into her. As Charlie Brown would say: AUGH!)

I think we just talk? Like on the network, but about sexual situations.

[spacedisaster]

[ Deep breaths, Peter, deep breaths. ]

Uh, yeah? You know, the whole Battle against Thanos, I'm one of the Guardians of the Galaxy...? Unless it was another guy with the same name and super fond of spiders.

[ Actually, it might just be a coincidence in terms of names, oops. As for Quill's looks, if Peter wants feast his eyes, he won't mind. ]

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( look here, wanda. he can be into you AND full of anxiety about his accidental breakdown. he's talented that way. )

yeah. i guess so
wait, did you mean with me?

( despite being swiped right on, it feels more likely she just hit the wrong inbox. Peter has shockingly terrible confidence for a fairly good looking guy. )

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( HE SAID SPIDERS, SUPER SUS... how many people know him but don't know him??? ? it never gets less weird. )

Sorry, dude, I have... no idea what you're talking about.

I'm guessing you know a guy like me, but, um... not me. It's happened to me a few times here.

( and he doesn't like to dwell on it because another version of himself making him feel insecure is the saddest existential crisis ever. so instead he'll lean into a bunch of questions about a different Peter. )

Guardian of the Galaxy? Which One? Milky Way? How many of you are there?

[chaosmagicks]

Yeah, you! Why do you think I invited you into my bed before I ruined the evening?

[spacedisaster]

[ He so did, because against popular belief, Quill can actually be subtle on occasion. He figured that the whole 'teenager with cool spider superpowers' is not something everyone wants to have advertised. But now Quill wondering if he really is talking to the wrong person. ]

Right, the whole different universes thing. Maybe it's that or a time-line issue. These are so frustrating they have me climbing up the wall.

[ The spider puns Peter, they've only just started. ]

My bad, I was just happy to see someone familiar. And yes, we guard the Milky Way, it's big enough to keep us busy for years. There are six of us and recently Thor joined the crew.

[ Yeah, THAT Thor. ]

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( he's pretty sure he ruined it when he literally cried on her for an hour, but hey, it's nice of her to take the L on that one... )

oh. oh. i thought you just... liked it up there.....

( plus, his gut intuition is never that a hot girl is into him. ever. )

... can i be uncomfortably honest with you? i haven't done this since ... since Gwen died. i don't know if i'll be good at it. flirting, and all that. is... is that okay?

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( oh yes, this is very subtle. incredibly. Peter definitely doesn't advertise his powers around, but it sounds like this guy already kind of knows, so... )

I feel like I'm going to have to start charging per spider pun. Those are supposed to be my thing.

( six of us, and a thunder god. sounds nice... )

Like, the Norse God Thor? He's real??? ...Or is that just the incredibly manly moniker of a fellow super, that probably makes more sense.

[chaosmagicks]

we can take it slow. as slow as you need to.

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yeah. okay. thanks.

( she's unbelievably patient, considering what a disaster he is, and the fact she's got to have way less neurotic, more emotionally stable options.

so maybe he needs to put in the first step. baby step. )

if that night had gone different. what would you have wanted to do?

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(Her face lights up and she positions herself on her stomach, flopped on the bed up in the loft. Yesssss. Yes, Peter. Muaha.)

I wanted to touch you until you got comfortable enough to touch me. And then I wanted you to keep touching me, until I came.

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( look, if a hot baby goth wants to sext you, you don't say no. or at least, he won't say no. because she's honestly too cute and endearing, he can't help himself. )

i'd like that. touching you.
i like your stockings. i'd like to touch you where those stop, that low point of your thighs. and then i'd be touching your skin. if i kept going i'd be touching under your skirt.
now i'm wondering what your underwear looks like. is that creepy?

( sexting peter is like a stream of consciousness without a hint of filter. enjoy, Wanda. )

un: carobear

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CAROLINE FORBES has swiped right!

[chaosmagicks]

it's not creepy at all.

(her underwear has been either given to her by a robot or washed in a stream, so she's going to have to get creative.)

black. lacy.

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( peter naturally assumes people are swiping right on him because, hey, i met that guy! and not because of any other interest. because he sucks at dating apps, and also having self esteem.

but he has to swipe right back to actually talk to her. and of course he does. she's a beautiful blonde undead cheerleader that saved his sorry ass, of course he's going to swipe right. even if she probably just wants to say hi. )

hey caroline, it's been awhile
good news: i haven't been trapped in any forest clearings recently

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oh. really? i like lacy.
i like anything to be honest. cotton or the seamless kind, it doesn't really matter, feeling you through fabric still feels good.

( he's not fancy. he's just excited to be here, Peter doesn't expect anyone to wear fancy underwear for his sake. honestly he might not even know what constitutes as fancy underwear. )

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[ peter had stood out to her for several reasons. for one, he's the first she'd done anything with since arriving here - sure it had just been kissing, but kissing tended to be memorable enough on its own if you were doing it right. but then there was the fact that she'd ended up needing to reveal she was a vampire and he not only hadn't run off scared, he'd revealed he'd had weird powers as well. and he'd kept it secret. that meant a lot to someone that this was all still pretty new to. ]

Yeah, it has. I'm glad to hear you haven't been stuck anywhere.
So, what have you been up to? And what are you up to right now?

[chaosmagicks]

(his costume is considered fancy underwear!)

if you feel me through my panties, you'll find that i'm wet. i'm wet right now. are you touching yourself? i'm touching myself.

[spacedisaster]

[ There Was An Attempt™. Given how many people around this island has fancy powers and no one minds, keeping a low profile seems sort of useless. That said, Quill is not going to blow Peter's cover if it turns out he's really Spider-man ]

I didn't know you had the monopoly on those, did I get myself in a sticky situation?

[ Okay, okay, he will relent. ]

Yeah, he's very real and very annoying too. Can do the whole sparkly lightning thing, and well as make it rain. He's also very good at eating all our food.

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( why is it that his superpowers always come up with beautiful blonde girls that are far more organized and level headed than he is??? )

well, spider superpowers leave me stuck places sometimes, but usually because i mean to be. at least it hasn't happened on accident
right now? uh... beyond trying and failing to delete this profile, not much

NOT that i'm not glad you tagged me! i am glad! really. i wasn't sure how to contact you after the whole... harpy incident.
it's just that i don't know how to use dating apps. i've never used one of these before and sex city doesn't seem like the best place to start

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( she's so confident and easy about this, it's almost a little hard to let his nerves get in the way. which, usually, they do, but... is it weird that the distance almost helps? he's scared of intimacy, being too close, hands that have hurt, whether they wanted to or not. wanting at a distance feels safer, though no less vivid. )

yes. i was hard just thinking about your underwear without any details, and now i'm touching myself but i definitely wish it was you and that i could touch you too
can we
can we talk? use our voices? is that too much?