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[webdesigned]

game au / pic prompt / random spam / hit me with it

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[webdesigned]

is this how i get suckered into wearing an actual glasses cord? a joke that has gone on too long and now i gotta commit?

okay, well, if the hipster cred is solid, i am out of excuses

[helpdesk_hero]

You could chicken out. But I’m already sending a message. You’ll have to turn an artist down all on your own.

[webdesigned]

i could, but if i chickened out on hairbrained schemes that are better off abandoned i wouldn't websling around manhattan in red and blue spandex, so

[helpdesk_hero]

ah but it’s a classic look that truly compliments your ass.

[webdesigned]

( wow, he's definitely blushing. )

i don't exactly have an angle on that but so i've been told
you really think so? the idea was form and function not presentation but still good to know

[helpdesk_hero]

[He's pleased that he could make someone blush.]

Well, definitely not presentation in those colors, but it does look good on you.

[webdesigned]

commitment to theme. the spider that bit me was red and blue. don't ask
thanks, though. i think. completely covering my face helps imo

[helpdesk_hero]

I so want to ask.

I don't know. I like your face.

[webdesigned]

( NOT HELPING WITH THE BLUSHING )

yeah, uh, well, i like your face too.

but somehow while you can pull that compliment off, i feel like buffalo bill saying that

[helpdesk_hero]

[Not his intention to cause blushing, but he also won't shy away from it.]

Well, that's useful for making out with it.
I'm a charmer.

[webdesigned]

you are, it's a lot of pressure.

are you prepared to carry both of us on the charming front? because if we were having this conversation in person i am pretty sure i would have swallowed my own tongue by now

[helpdesk_hero]

Come on, you're not that awkward. You gathered my attention.

[webdesigned]

i guess i have some charms? but rarely when being directly flirted with

( just ask Gwen, who he very suavely asked if she'd like, i dunno, uh, or we could do something else, if you want? without actually specifying anything in particular. )

i just get nervous. i need practice. how do you do it, do you get real smooth with your bathroom mirror or what

[helpdesk_hero]

Well, you're charming me.

And my mutation helps me nod need to practice.

[webdesigned]

well, good. i have been trying. for the record. maybe that was already obvious.

that's way handy. super senses have never made me a better flirt. unfortunately.

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, I'll admit that I noticed the trying. I do enjoy it.

[webdesigned]

then i guess i will... keep trying? this kinda got away from me, i am so glad we are texting and you can't see the dumb shade of tomato i am right now

[helpdesk_hero]

I have faith in your ability to learn and grow.

[webdesigned]

i do appreciate that. maybe you can have faith and give me opportunity to put my growth mindset into practice by letting me flirt with you in person soon.

[helpdesk_hero]

Whenever you want. I'm not doing much.

[webdesigned]

okay, i don't buy that. people with superpowers always have stuff come up unexpectedly, i know that life.

but... okay. friday? too soon? or not soon enough?

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, but I'm mostly heroics support, so it's fine. And Friday's good. Unless you want something else?

[webdesigned]

friday. it gives me plenty of time to mentally prepare. and hopefully keep goons and petty crime down so i can snag some free time for the weekend. fingers crossed on that one

[helpdesk_hero]

Mental preparation. Like what, mental sit ups?

[webdesigned]

googling spider puns. trying to decide which of my many unimpressive button up shirts to wear. trying to tame my hair to ultimately give up on it as usual. it's a whole process