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Peter? I know it's been a while since we saw each other but you've grown up...a lot.
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also, what )
Thanks... I think? Sorry, we've met?
( he browed the deets when he agreed to the conversation, and Peter Quill doesn't sound familiar to him at all. he think he'd remember someone that a.) looks like THAT and b.) see point a )
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Uh, yeah? You know, the whole Battle against Thanos, I'm one of the Guardians of the Galaxy...? Unless it was another guy with the same name and super fond of spiders.
[ Actually, it might just be a coincidence in terms of names, oops. As for Quill's looks, if Peter wants feast his eyes, he won't mind. ]
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Sorry, dude, I have... no idea what you're talking about.
I'm guessing you know a guy like me, but, um... not me. It's happened to me a few times here.
( and he doesn't like to dwell on it because another version of himself making him feel insecure is the saddest existential crisis ever. so instead he'll lean into a bunch of questions about a different Peter. )
Guardian of the Galaxy? Which One? Milky Way? How many of you are there?
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Right, the whole different universes thing. Maybe it's that or a time-line issue. These are so frustrating they have me climbing up the wall.
[ The spider puns Peter, they've only just started. ]
My bad, I was just happy to see someone familiar. And yes, we guard the Milky Way, it's big enough to keep us busy for years. There are six of us and recently Thor joined the crew.
[ Yeah, THAT Thor. ]
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I feel like I'm going to have to start charging per spider pun. Those are supposed to be my thing.
( six of us, and a thunder god. sounds nice... )
Like, the Norse God Thor? He's real??? ...Or is that just the incredibly manly moniker of a fellow super, that probably makes more sense.
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I didn't know you had the monopoly on those, did I get myself in a sticky situation?
[ Okay, okay, he will relent. ]
Yeah, he's very real and very annoying too. Can do the whole sparkly lightning thing, and well as make it rain. He's also very good at eating all our food.
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( he's joking, his tone makes it clear. is this how dumb his spider jokes seem to everyone else? no way, right? when he does it, it's funny. obviously. )
Annoying, huh? How so? Because sparkly lightning and making it rain sounds awesome.
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[ But he will stop now. There have been enough spider jokes for the day. ]
I'll give you that. His powers are...not bad. His personality, though, leaves much to be desired.
[ Don't listen to Quill, peter, he's biased. ]
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Uh huh. ( said both agreeably and doubtfully, all at once. ) I'll keep that in mind if I ever meet him around here. Is he here? Just wondering.
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Even Peer can tell that the Uh Huh is pretty disbelieving. ]
No that I'm aware, no. There are other gods and demi gods around, just not from my homeworld.
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( he's more atheist than anything, so he doesn't know if he even believes in gods. so it's weird to think of them hanging around. )
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[ Understandable. It's pretty hard not to believe in them when you can actively chat with these people in person though. ]
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( there has got to be a story there. )
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He was insane too, and wanted to destroy the whole galaxy. We put a stop to that and I lost all my power when he died. Funny story that...
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( sorry, Peter has to defuse that with a slight joke. he can't help it. that got kinda heavy there... anyway... . .. .. )
He doesn't sound like much of a dad, but it would be hard either way. I'm sorry that happened to you, though what it's worth? It sounds like you did the right thing.
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[ It's fine, Quill does the same. It helps him cope even if it's hard to do so when he mentions his parents. ]
Thanks, Peter. Right or wrong, it was necessary at the time. But the thing is, I lost all my power when he died but my biology is still of a half celestial so...demi god of sorts. It's a shame, really, I could manipulate matter and that was really cool.
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( that's kind of strange to conceptualize -- you don't lose your genetics when your dad dies, Peter would know. but he's also not related to a celestial, so, what would he know? )
Maybe it's still there still, somewhere? Just different? But it won't lie, that does sound cool.
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[ Yes, for real. He doesn't fully understand how the powers worked, only that everything that happened in Ego's planet was a huge mess. ]
Perhaps. So far I haven't managed to access them again. Thanks, it really was.
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( he's impressed conceptually, as well as with subject matter. )
Maybe one day, then. Who knows?
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[ Peter is a very mature adult, you see. ]
If I get them back, you'll be the first one to know. In the meantime Not!Spider Peter...take care, okay kid? You can call me if you need anything.
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Oh my god. Yes. That'd be amazing. With or without a Liam Neeson voice?
( he's cowed into being a little more serious at the last bit. ) Thanks. I'm getting by okay, but uh, if i need it I'll let you know.
( he probably won't actually, but it's nice to offer anyway!! )
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He's good, but I was thinking Peter Cullen, he's a classic, The Optimus, you know?
[ Switching from casual to serious like it's nothing is natural to Peter given who he used to live with. The Guardians were a special lot. ]
Alright, you know where to find me then.
[ Peter, no!!! ]