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	» Age: 19 » Species: ...human ??? » A5 Card: Open please do not click » Seeking: not seeking » Preferences: um » Interests: skateboarding, photography, science » Bio: why can't i delete this
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	PETER PARKER.

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[ peter had stood out to her for several reasons. for one, he's the first she'd done anything with since arriving here - sure it had just been kissing, but kissing tended to be memorable enough on its own if you were doing it right. but then there was the fact that she'd ended up needing to reveal she was a vampire and he not only hadn't run off scared, he'd revealed he'd had weird powers as well. and he'd kept it secret. that meant a lot to someone that this was all still pretty new to. ]

Yeah, it has. I'm glad to hear you haven't been stuck anywhere.
So, what have you been up to? And what are you up to right now?

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( why is it that his superpowers always come up with beautiful blonde girls that are far more organized and level headed than he is??? )

well, spider superpowers leave me stuck places sometimes, but usually because i mean to be. at least it hasn't happened on accident
right now? uh... beyond trying and failing to delete this profile, not much

NOT that i'm not glad you tagged me! i am glad! really. i wasn't sure how to contact you after the whole... harpy incident.
it's just that i don't know how to use dating apps. i've never used one of these before and sex city doesn't seem like the best place to start

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[ in fairness to peter, caroline is more organized and level headed than most people. ]

I mean, I'm not doing great with it either. I think a girl asked me out and I couldn't shut up about cheerleading skirts. I don't even think we even have something like this at home, so I'm trying to figure it out too.

It's okay. But for the record you can always text me. Or call me, or whatever. I've mostly been taking care of my kitten.

If you're not doing anything now do you want to meet up? We don't have to do anything, it can just be for coffee or something.

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( true. and honestly most people are going to be more organized and level headed than he is, so it's not like it's a difficult feat.

is it bad that he's slightly relieved that someone else has no idea how to use the nameless city's version of grindr? okay, not technically, technically he's completely capable of swiping around and hitting a checkmark. but flirting is a skill, and a skill he's not strong in.

how he ever convinced gwen to date him when his flirting looks like this is beyond comprehending. )

to be fair, cheerleading skirts look awesome. they're so aerodynamic. the movement and everything. but yeah probably not what she was going for. maybe we just need... more practice, or something.

okay. that'd be nice. sure. there's a diner i go to a lot, i can't cook, so like, a lot a lot. but the coffee is good. and the food is too.

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[ look, he could be doing worse. at he's not the guy she's talking to in that gif. ]

See, you get it! They add to the visual of the performance, but nowadays everyone is wearing like, super short-shorts and crop tops. Which is the topic I got onto with her.

Okay. I can cook well enough but there's nothing like french fries. :)

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( it's a low bar to hit, but he is indeed not as terrible as klaus! )

i guess it makes sense, easier for movement and less likely to get caught on something. i thought about that when i made my, uh. suit.

( he doesn't want to say "costume", but, costume prob fits too. )

french fries are gods gift to humanity. i'm not sure how we ate them before we learned to deep fry them

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[ congratulations petra, you cleared the bare minimum! ]

Ugh, I guess. But if that's the case leotards exist.

Mashed? Those are pretty good too.

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do you still do cheerleading stuff? even here? i dunno, i've never done it, but if you wanted to teach me maybe i could help

( he probably has little grace for most of it but he'd be astonishingly capable of lifts!!! )

i guess so but are mashed as really good as french fried? if you could only ever have one for the rest of your life, i know what i'd pick